so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
In America we eat man semen.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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