What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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