walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know