We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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