but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face