On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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