first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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