Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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