Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just want nice things and good sex
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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