Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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