turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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