didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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