I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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