try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.