I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's never too late to be topless.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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