Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
