I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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