I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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