Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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