"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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