Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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