you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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