therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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