I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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