Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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