i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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