i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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