glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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