you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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