And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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