I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Two words: nipple clamps
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