I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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