the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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