glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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