Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
