You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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