Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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