its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We are all done wearing pants today
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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