Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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