we're blogging at a bar
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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