she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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