Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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