yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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