Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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