Kareoke will never be a sober sport
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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