She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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