the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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