So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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