That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize