Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I AM VODKA MAN
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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