i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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