chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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