her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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