I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You can't motorboat a personality
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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