my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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