Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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